Once upon a time there was a very brave and fearless dragon slayer. This dragon slayer also happened to have a very cute smile. Of course he was happy, for he was about to embark on an exciting halloween journey.
Not too far away, lived a very dangerous and fear-provoking dragon. His appearance was quite menacing. Oh no!! He's about to eat another army man.
This also happened to be a very thirsty dragon.
The brave dragon slayer grasped a hold of his mighty sword, which had been forged in the fires of ... Big Lots or something.
He also had a magical shield that he took with him.
And so the dragon slayer began his long quest to face the dragon.
He crossed paths with many friends while on his journey, including Wolverine and a princess.
His friends, including this gun-slinging cowboy, provided company, helpful advice, and much needed rations.
At last he came to the castle where he was sure to find the terrfiying dragon.
Coming face to face with the dragon, he realized that the dragon could be a valuable companion in a much greater quest.
The quest for Halloween candy. This is when his magical shield became quite handy in storing loads of candy.
The dragon and slayer, together, were very successful that night. Some even gave more candy than normal fearing the slayer might slice off their limbs.
In the end the dragon and the dragon slayer crossed paths with a beautiful nurse and they all lived happily ever after. Together they had scored lots of candy. Candy that also pleased the nurse.